Beware of Funny Ladies
I never set out to marry a comedienne. Ever since I got into the business avoiding them romantically was a stated rule. Why would I want to get involved with a loud-mouthed comedienne? Then I met Tuezdae. Not that her mouth was any less loud than anyone else’s. As a matter of fact when I first saw her she had a microphone up to it and she was getting plenty of laughs. Did I mention we met in a comedy club? That’s a good place to be in front of people spewing with a microphone and getting laughs. Otherwise you’re a roadside preacher and not my type.
I stood there trying to think of what to say. I couldn’t believe it. I talk for a living. Words are my tools. Over the years I’d talked myself into jobs and out of the clutches of the police. Hell, I’d talked my way into a car once with no down payment, credit history of proof of being able to pay for it. It later got repossessed, but the point was I talked it off the dealer’s lot. So I thought of myself as a verbal virtuoso. However, at that moment I was a dry mouth guy with as much cool as Tucker Carlson.
I didn’t want to run her off. I know you’ll find this hard to believe, but sometimes comedians can be a tad bit aggressive. We have a tendency to come on strong. It works fine with groupies, but this was one of us. I doubt she’d be impressed by my basic cable and premium channel notoriety. What to say? What to say? I was running out of time. She was wrapping up her set and I was still drawing a blank. Dammit! She’s done.
As I stood there thinking about all the things I wanted to do with her and not all of them involved getting naked I realized I was about to break my own rule. It was the rule of any thinking comedian. Leave co-workers alone. There was a reason for them. They’re the sacred 3 Commandments of why you should steer clear of comediennes.
Find out what the 3 Commandments are and what Darryl ended up saying (and not saying) to Tuezdae on their Comediennes blog.
Comediennes: Laugh Be a Lady chronicles the evolution of the humor through the research of Darryl and Tuezdae Littleton and the scores of interviews they conducted with veteran female performers from all mediums, as well as Tuezdae’s own experiences as a comedienne. Startling facts are revealed and tributes are paid to the icons of yesteryear by the titans of today in their own words and sentiments. Women have always made us laugh, from their outrageous characters, pratfall humor, cutting barbs, clever wit and unforgettable side-splitting moments. Their “herstory” has only just begun.
Posted on October 17, 2012, in Comedy, Film & TV and tagged Applause Books, comediennes, comedy industry, comic, darryl littleton, female comedian, female comic, stand up comedy, standup comedy, tuezdae littleton. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.